Testimonials
Wanna hire Lia SickBitch, but don't know her from a bar of sh*t?
See what the world has to say about her. From the horses mouth, and those in the know.
Unfortunately I cannot guarantee the validity or accuracy of these sources.

Bubba & his son Jim Bob Junior, from Greasemunky, Alabama "Yessum...weeell, Me 'n' Jim-Bob was gone on vacation in Tennessee, we was havin ourselves so much fun we decided to sell our home and move into a bigger place. We used Lia SickBitch's skills as a photographer to take photos of our trailer, like inside then on the outer. She made dem look great! We sold our single trailer with ease, and moved into a new mobile home (dat aint so mobile since it's bricked into the ground). We even made enough money to add a second trailer extension, a fibro porch, yard ornaments, and a used-school-bus for a guest-room. Lia SickBitch you done us proud !"

Macca, from Mt Druitt, ah...West, Mate "Yeah Mate. She's F--K'N SICK Mate! She goes off, like. Man she's taken some photo's of me 'n' me mates, and I reckon she made us look heaps good lookin an' stuff. Bloody good shots i tell ya. Heaps stoked Mate. Mate, i tell ya mate, she printed me 'n' Me mates in some magazine or somethink and like everyone saw us. So we got famous for a week, an' at the Footy the next weekend, Mate, we pulled a root off some hot chicks. Yeah Mate, Lia SickBitch gave my love-life a head start and now every week Me 'n' Me mates score tries with the Ladies, so to speak. Pass the Sauce? "

Margit Solveig-Bjørg, the Busty Norweigian Stripper whose picture i took for Ralph "...tidsrommet meg! tidsrommet meg hyggelig og hard imot bunnen! det er hvor jeg like den ya. det er hvor meg søster liker den også. og jeg like din Giraffe. Kanne jeg berøring seg? translates to

So armed with the anectdotal evidence given by these elite and well respected community members, you can go right ahead and feel safe knowing that you hired a Trusted Professional.

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